27 April 2006

As we age, our priorities change.
The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife, dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want.

"So, I tied her up and went to play golf.
Live as though it was the last day of your life.

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